By: Enrikín.
One of the most unworthy why a man can go up to my neck shit in a public place. The story I'm going to have happened in a remote village in the south. But it could also have occurred in central or northern. The thing that has happened by word of mouth for years.
However, this humble servant got a first-source. Ie someone that ominous night was at the crime scene. The events occurred one morning this week, when brothels are less visited villages. It was a cool summer night. The above were old friends on a spree, who were celebrating a business that had worked. Before visiting
procuring the best of all, the two protagonists, which we identify as Lucho and Victor, were railroaded a pulmai (curanto in pot) with everything she wears, pork, chicken, seafood, fish, chapaleles, milcaos, etc. All this decorated with fringe and red wine glass and other pebre cuchareao, salads, cooking broth. In short, their stomachs were so full of food. Lucho
and Victor were regulars at the place at night, so some privileges enjoyed frequent customer.
were the best, accompanied by four voluptuous girls and relatives directly with SpongeBob, the girls were more thirsty pirate with diabetes.
Short Story, as our guests taking the world would end. After several dances Luchito he moved to the cramps came, so slyly asked a prostitute a bathroom that is not public.
With the conviction that it would take to the rooms after showering, the girls led him to a service that occupied them. Our drunk friend said he was going to take a while. So the girl returned to the table.
night He came to our hero. To begin the place had no electricity, so I started looking for the cup with a lighter. At the same time realize that there is no paper, there are a couple of turds floating in the toilet, also there was no water in the pond. In other words, all evil.
The guy could not stand the shit storm was coming, so I tried to think fast and saw the bathtub. Gave water and settled with his pants down to evacuate all. Some solids must have clogged the drain, so they began to accumulate crap and the vital element. But worse was to come. In a matter of seconds your friend enters the scene very heartfelt.
- Are you there moron?
"Yes, I'm shitting in the tub because the cup is bad.
That was the brief dialogue and immediately the second cagador loses balance her intoxicated and darkness. It goes over his buddy. When both are in the tub on that nasty mix, cagador 2 release your sphincter. Without contemplation shits and pisses on the evacuator 1. Within
drunkenness begin to wallow in the tub to try to stand, but the pants at half mast prevented join them. When they were completely covered in shit are two of the girls.
As every place of dubious reputation, the light system had a knack. The girls lit up the bathroom, but ipso facto run away with the vulture in the mouth to see such a scene. Warn "helpers" (two thugs and a fletito) and Aunt told to look for the old carpet that is in the cellar.
Our contertulio still not out of the tub when the other types come with carpet, get it wrapped up and the family size which lulo. The three were taken to the front door and were thrown into the street as is.
A witness told me the sad story goes that he saw on the street when incorporated in such a humiliating act. Both cried as they tried to pull up his pants and cleaned and conditioned reflex. They were covered in shit. It is said, never again Vitoc Luchito and the place.
