Thursday, December 25, 2008

Treasure Chest Building Instructions

Dragon - Juanfran

The blog started strong but has lost pace. Here I put my two cents.

I'm reading "Secrets Designs Origami by Robert Lang. I encourage everyone to read it, is essential for someone trying to learn origami design something simple or complex. Becomes more complex with each chapter, but gradually. In each practice there are several models which can be explained, but we must also put into practice, if nothing is done;)

Here is a brief attempt at dragon using "grafting" or "grafting" as I call it in English. You have to work on the pattern or CP. You take a simple model and you try to add details such as fingers, horns ... The dragon is made from a simple bird base and two grafts.



Greetings. to see if it encourages more.

Juanfran.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Men Eyebrows Threaded

Thanks to Ciruelax

Posted by: Anonymous.

four days ago could not evacuate, but a friend told me to take ciruelax and made her case. The box said: one capsule at bedtime and when getting results. I took it at 23.00 in the morning and woke up at ten. I got up and nothing: "I will work" I thought and went about my normal life.

At 15.00 I went with my boyfriend, derrepente feel a horrible stomach ache, but I did not think was nothing serious, until I start dating some gases. Then my boyfriend holds me tight and started to feel the tip of the pillar as he was leaving. When I thought about what he would do, my boyfriend tells me

- Come to my house! there is nobody there! -

I felt happy, full and there would be no one coming to his house to ask her bath and go!

When we opened the door, walked into his living room and while he served me a drink I left the bathroom as fast as I could. I closed the door, sat on the toilet, quickly fell a gas, then came the groans and moans. Once the work set out to stop me, but I come more desire to continue shitting. I kept quiet and very relaxed when my boyfriend knocks on the door and says,

"My love and spent 20 minutes in what are you doing?

And I say that I was cooling a little, but he responds:
- How? if you cut the water. Comes the panic
what would I do? Derrepente in the shower look like a hanging bag, I took it with care and with a glove of those went to toilet in the entire contents of water, and left it where it was. I painted the lips and threw me perfume. I went out and had a very pleasant afternoon, jojo ... The next day

were at home mom and her sister 6 years, Mrs. leads the girl to the bathroom and asks me to me that the shower because she has to leave, he said,

"Here, here's your hat bath.

The horrified look and see which is the "bag" of the previous day! Bear was the worst of my life, all thanks to ciruelax!.

PS: This entertaining story came to our mail. No major changes we made, we just got into the writing and spelling. By the way, my partner Polakín have no idea what he meant by our collaborative OSO. Just sow the wild, with all due respect haha yes.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Does Cervical Mucus Get Chunky In Early Pregnancy

A summer morning on the beach you smell poop

Author: Anonymous.

few years ago with my boyfriend (now husband) on the beach. We had about 4 months of courtship and was the first time he went with his parents, so I had to behave like Mademoiselle and try to please them as much as possible.
The first few days all went well, but from the fourth day, when they decided to make a paella with more friends, things changed. The truth is that I like the social life, eating and drinking, but suffer from the excesses and batting with me curb costs.
Well, the truth is that was going cachilupi, the food was exquisite I took several glasses of wine and a digestif I do not like strong drinks and I took a Chelita, which incidentally were heladísimas. Okay, so the evening came, the night and I felt better.
next day my boyfriend had to go was James, but returned in the afternoon. While I was alone with her parents, who by this time of the visit was all love.
They must have been like 10 in the morning when the cramps started fatal. I go to the restroom and was busy.
my mother appears and tells me
- cute Do not worry, the Checho not delay anything in the bathroom, and going to the supermarket so you'll be alone for a while.
between distressed and I was happy because I was able to evacuate in the house alone and all open windows. I went to the bedroom
walking like a penguin and attentive to the father leaves the bathroom. But begin to leave the damn PEOs that signal that has been mierdal. He could not push more. The milestone was damn nose out. I started traspirar ice cream, came all the garbage consumed the previous day and would be a flood insurance.
begin to walk around the room thinking about something and holding the surullo. My in-laws did not even bother leaving the house. I keep pushing and I feel a warm tears running down my cheek. I was already desperate.
try to think of something. I look at every corner, but did not think of anything, well not enough to reach the courtyard. Suddenly I open the closet and see the miracle savior. An old shoe box with some cachureos in, not even fixed me there inside. The gap in the darkest place the furniture, the sac and I settle on it. I can swear I left all that crap while I felt a choir of angels sang the song of joy. Hahaha ... anyway.
was a shameful episode that years later I confessed to my husband. The gave me a face like unhinged and told me that the box had memories of his childhood, but I told everything was in the closet, all I used was the case. He stared a moment and laughed. My in-laws still do not know the story and I would die of shame if they knew.
N. E: The story was rising as it came in the mail, only edited for language and otografía.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Have A Big Ulcer On The

rabbit pycard













well here is my first attempt at a realistic rabbit boxpleating would be like cartoon but I still lack neighborhoods and tested models, but it can take Trompitos eyes belly and if kiere horn and hair but not tried that.
important thing is that I wanted to make the model more representatibo and I went for this model based solely on the leg Joisel Elf, but this is not the last hope ba aser refine it more. I hope you like a greeting
pycard; )

Monday, July 21, 2008

Substitute For Charcoal Starter

tilings Tutorial

Greetings to all. This is my first entry on a blog, so do not be too critical.
In the mathematical sense of the word, a tessellation is a set (which may have only one item) of flat shapes that fill the plane without gaps. In the sense most papirofléxico is a set of folds that occur multiple times throughout the paper.

The tilings are often used to give the final texture to a model (scales, feathers, shells ...). In a tiling not SING THE edge of the paper, which means they can reaizarse (theoretically) infinite paper. This means no color changes. Finally, mention that if you make a tessellation on paper, but without tile of all there will always be wrinkles that extend to the rest of the paper.

The tilings are usually done with a paper prebreaking, a square or equilateral triangles. To make a tessellation is to remember things like splitting the side of the square in a power of 2 (2, 4,8,16,32,64 ...) equal parts or to make a square paper triangles. From the second I put a diagram here: Let
and implemented. The most basic with tilings is the "turning square." Making a turn is hard at first, but you get used quickly. I put here some diagrams Whether we realize it several times with a paper, we have a tiling conditions:
Now let's do the same but with a paper triangles (diagrams above). Let's make a turn and a triangular tessellation matching:


Well, that's all the basics. To create your own tessellation, it is best to take an existing one and play with modifying it to go. To make the turtle shell is recommend you try this once or twice.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

What Hair Color Should Someone With Rosacea Have

Swordfish - Sara

Well, then I show you my swordfish (still in process, so now is a potato)

Why a fish sword? I really liked that one I saw in a documentary (Earth ).

first thing I did was think of it as representative swordfish: the nose. Then I need a long end and thin. I tried to get him out of the way that you put in the picture. As I saw it worked, I put the paper that was to see if I could get the rest of the fish (to make the nose and I have two small fins NAS, I lack the tail and dorsal fin)

Then I went back to try again, and knowing that I wanted with the dorsal fin. I found that folding it got it without problems, but on paper.
I will work harder to see if I can do something with that paper (or prob ably
will make a radical change.)

Well this my small contribution.


A greeting and good luck with the folded!



Friday, July 4, 2008

Why Does My Bosch Dishwasher R

Dog

Well, I think I'll be me who is going to inaugurate.
I'll explain a little process I followed to create my dog. There are many authoring systems, several for each of the people who are dedicated to making origami figures.

One of the ways I use to create animals (not used for other things) is trying to make heads. Pick a role and try to simply create a head with what is most characteristic of the animal I want. For example here show proof I made the dog's head:


I have enough heads designed in a bag and I use as I need, but of course what is needed is to add the body. What I do then is try to include the head in a corner of a square and use the rest of paper to make the body.

In my opinion is very important to know the full range of folding bases that exist: the number of points obtained from each, the length and configuration of the tips, etc. For the dog wore a traditional base called "blintz bird, but I left one end without bending to the head) Here

show what I said.

longer I took that point left and down to form the dog's head had already tested. The rest of the base used to create the legs and tail. Remaining after several trials by changing the size of the head like this:


This result was quite satisfied, but always go the extra mile to try to get a good figure and I did it in black and white paper to get a husky. After several attempts in the trash I got this:


the moment I do not use any design software available Internet, but do not rule in the future. For now I pass it quite well without using it, if you attempt more complex figures prove it. If someone uses it to make a tutorial. Nor have I ever tried anything with box pleating to create, whether if someone is encouraged to put some ideas are welcome.

Greetings. Juanfran.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Get Well Card Ideas For Stroke Victims



The idea of \u200b\u200bthis blog is for artists to teach the process of creation of the step by step, incomplete figures show, the ideas in the moment being tested, but later discarded. In this way, we will learn about how you can be solving the problems and how they project the ideas of others.

I would ask that when you create entries, escribáis clear labels, if possible also put your name, so it is organized.

When we believe the issue in the ASP Forum I'll post here.

those who want to participate send me a message and add you so you can create entries. I hope to be adding you can have full access to modify the blog, because the idea is that is all.

See!

Friday, June 27, 2008

Old South Cornbread Mix



By: Enrikín.

The following situation happened to a friend in his college years. The locations and names have been changed to protect, in this case, the culprits.

ran the heady 90's, which had no dizzy much, but anyway. A group of University X X power anywhere in Chile met daily on the lawn of a good place to smoke bud, drink chelas liter and repairing the world.

The little group was very heterogeneous, Vero (half hippie, half and half cuica cartuchona, but nice), Jack (friend of all), the inevitable Guaton the Papito (q always greet you I said "hi daddy") The Jime (anarch, smart and rich, we all wanted him hehe), the Carla (the dumb blonde of q all gave him ha!), the Vito (piolita and friendly, years after he graduated told me that out of the closet) The Jote Ramírez (most Curao and scavenger of course), and obviously that tells the story.

had more, but I do not remember their names or nicknames. It was a normal day of college, we were idle in the grass, MATT rooms, laboratories and libraries, and annoying politicians everywhere. That day started a Web-IO giles early as 12 noon and had taken college. Sorry for the smell of tear gas, the sirens and the shots (I repeat, can be any large city in Chile).

We were away from the entrance. But take this opportunity to continue whistles and alcohol intoxicated, so he left a committee composed of Cat (wealthy), the Jime (getting rebates) and I was the one who made the cow. Always

dealer business and close to universities, so we quickly restocked with whistles, wine and chelas to be the whole afternoon lying on the grass practice hedonism, while fighting with the cops weet.

was so was one of the funniest weas my college days, too bad there were no phones or digital machines save time pa.

remember I walked away with some places Rucia ropes, but next to the group. And we were all intoxicated, unless the Jime. I always had doubts about their consumption, pa mi he did as he took and smoked, because I never saw the ball up, anyway.

I was in my chores, but was aware of what this group. Slowly he lowered the volume and the voices of the reel. So we went back to the rest of the people. Quedamo Only the cat, the vulture, the jime, the blonde and me.

also was late because I was starting to get dark. The jime said that he knew a place in the U piola for us to stay until the next day. So I went to buy some bread, more drugs and alcohol. Jojo university life.

was a laboratory that was remote and not occupied for years in the back, where engineers were geeks. We were in silent for a couple of hours until the guards left and entered the place. We jaranenado all night until we fell asleep.

Minutes before dawn I feel strange noises and awake. It was the vulture who was in an almost comatose drunk and fly trying to leave.

- won what's wrong? I'm
-cago compadre ...
- do you help out?
, if won, please ...

I lift as I could and went to a meadow with little plants that were nearby. The vulture just stood up and tried to pull his pants down while he fell as PEOs. I was looking shit with laughter, until they are down and make an awkward movement to sit down.
Then
the won dropped the average shit was a blast and then a couple of kilos they formed a mini swamp of shit on the grass. But the Weon was so cured that he sat down over your cake while I shit laughing. The

fainted won over the poop and I go to the scene to seek help from my other partners, but I find the only unpleasant surprise was the Jime. The wake up and tell him. She was also very good friend gave me grief and forced to help the moron.

Bitch, as I explain, we approached the vulture and I are the arcades. I vomited into the liver. The smell was unbearable hell. Jime While I said I was a moron I weas pa mine, which gave me a bit of strength and forced myself to act. In that short distance away and I see a hose as the vulture had passed over the shit and with his pants down, I suggest to you magueriemos jime, to which she gladly agrees ...

We made clothes, proceeded to bathe won. By now it was morning. as we could clean her clothes and dress him again. The won had a strange smell from grass, water and a little poop. We had a beer and q are the gaps in the crap part of their humanity, and all was wet. After both Webe, crazy cold awoke. We looked at his innocent baby face ...

- what wea happened ... you smell poop ... I screwed up ...? Jime

With Agut we look and laughter. She quickly replied.

"We were out and stepped on shit, you got a moron and began to wipe the Although a simple and everything is wet, all that you went for a cure.

The vulture laughed and said, fucking moron that I get to drink. And the three went back to school happy.

With jime never told anyone what happened, do not know why because the story aq was most amusing and disgusting. Weon bathe a poop covered the lawn of the university. At least we told vulture. Never heard this story so far. So vulture, onde you are, if you read this ... Greetings compadre. FIN


Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Kenny Rodgers Cheating

Because of the shit Say

By: Akgar Team.

First of all, we want to clarify that you are about to read a story that touches ... say, erotic, pornographic, perhaps triple X. We are the same, but write as though we hueones conscious shit, we want to start announcing ... so if tennis less than 15 years, or not made tennis a criterion, then ... best read other stuff. Kids! not think of putting this story on the mural of the school.

Well ... @ s dear readers and friends. What follows is the story of one of our partners, who happens to them notice and had told us something amazing time ago.

We have said that the theme and scope caquístico sexual usually give us strange situations. Besides that men do not have many filters when searching for some, say, introducing hole where part of us, especially if your brain is clouded by the fumes wea ethyl or any other that makes us return to our states primates . Here the story:

you went in one of those murky jermu was making a house specialty, the "double family", I understand that PA would be the use of the index and middle fingers the official entry and thumb behind.

The atmosphere was relaxed, alcohol and fireworks were our companions, and the dark room was the scene of a hectic session of dirty sex, animal and openly. As should be right?

At the same moment the daring "double family", I get to apply "spanky" and pah! cachuchazo one after another to increase the cries of the girl, it gets more hyperventilating and apparently due to the excitement, I was the thumb deeper than normal and I felt a bizcocidad exaggerated.

The deep demasia'o got was when I pa realized, had to bituminised knuckles.

With shame (read ascocalentura) pa could not quite get away with the matter without compromising the time and honor of the girl ... so I decided to apply sheets for wiping hands and end of a Kodak moment with the uncomfortable.

Short Story ... after the intense sex chair in a dark room, we threw ourselves to sleep and rest in bed messy. The next day woke up stunned and proud, with a mission to leave. As we dressed satisfied with my partner, we realize tragically that ... I do not really shit hand wiped with a portion of the sheet but with the blouse she lay sprawled on the bed. What was I to know? Do not make out ... I took the first thing I found myself thinking that was the bedding.

Unforgivable. My partner retired with bra and blazer, and put on his blouse screwing with shit.

As you can see ... we have friends finite. But what we want. Reflecting

can recommend a few things:

- Friends, if you can, try not to leave their clothes thrown on the bed.
- Friends, always maintain a roll of toilet paper around or a packet of tissues.
- Friends, if they come out with our protagonist, try not to lose control.
- Children were not supposed to read this stuff!

N. Editor: We are not responsible for the story. All we had here is the sole responsibility of pig moron that told us.

(2) N. Editor: We take Polakín greeting, today Wednesday 18 meets its 25 years. Congratulations Polakín.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Naming Information Cannot Be Located Target

spankys mijita, nobody will be mad

By: Enrikín.

After watching the Special Report to the theme of the pigs in the motels and hotels in Santiago, I was more than clear that it is important to the topic of poop, especially in the field of hygiene. And this blog is not only to tell stories, adventures and funny stories here too we find the time to reflect.

Although I have little reel in motels (always lived in apartment only), I guess there must be funny going to fuck up a place that has poop and other bodily fluids, and even if you do not see, you know the hueás these are there where you ride. In fact, it is unpleasant to go to restaurants, pubs or any public place and meet with full baths and MEAO shit everywhere. Returning

special report by journalist Paul de Allende Salazar, I am also struck by the technical language of the colleague has, is believed to be a rich mine of CSI (without prejudice that is as pa Contact), disguised as criminal, with a touch too pa-flown research aimed bugs in places where people fucking. Anyway, being the Special Report, we could let it go.

However I could not help noticing the technical language, did not find the target audience was reminded of the motels at least stick motelazos Who? University students, secretaries and their bosses, lovers, couples are relatively young, middle class in general and one or two exceptions there negligible. It is not by looking within, but such people CAEU butt what does "feces", but the colleague has been too culijunta, and despite the schedule does not bother to say "CACA" nowhere where they found shit.

If even the tabloid infumable LUN took issue with the report of IE, which highlights the presence of Aspergillus and Fusarium that are not nothing but mushrooms and cauliflower left leg or may cause vaginal infections. But nowhere in the tabloid talk about "CACA" and reviewed a number of premises found human fecal waste in blankets and bed covers, which is no wea that shit.

Dear reader @ s @ s, I wanted to stop in this area due to the amount of brutality that is spoken Today on TV strikes me that a program that tries to "inform" the common people do not use words that are used daily. Or maybe nobody has told a child? It's not touch that shit! If we can tell a child why TVN colleague has put cartridge and did not speak good Chilean idiosyncrasy "? "Media's editorial line? Cuica pure "?

I hope to draw their conclusions buddies / as.

PS Polakín insists that I remind him, and said long time , thanks to their hygiene, it is not for leaving poop in the bed of the motel.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Pledging Aka Graduate Chapterin 2010

married life gives you surprises

By: Enrikín.

couples stories are almost always secret, in pairs, unless the above is separate and each one by hand after letting go wrong in or other / a. But this is not the case.

The following story I heard in a bar, at a time when three friends confessed their sexual adventures murkier. As far as I could tell the three cakes were married, but among them you could see a friendship of years the trust of their stories. Never noticed that at a table next to them another cake with radar ears listened to his nonsense.

The truth is they did not have anything new about what we talked among friends. Until one of them made a break of those "friends of mine fell in love ..." but was to make a wild and hilarious confession.

The guy started telling that in the few years of marriage had been a large fiat with his wife. Were very confident and always trying new things in private.

marital moments passed and until one occasion, the two were talking in bed, only underwear and a funny thing happened, so the two began to laugh.

Everything was fine until the woman to the bed and, still laughing, bends down to pick something up, act he drops a surprise gas, which also left with a remainder of Challa. This situation prompted laughter from your partner is transformed into a fit of laughter from those who can not stop.

type that his wife has a very good mood and it is also hotter than hell with typhus. Funny scene after the woman said she was going to order clothes from the floor and had to be washed. But to the surprise of the subject's gracious woman threw the following challenge:

-In the bathroom, take off my panties shit Can you smell?

-weon jajaja ... you are never so filthy ...

To which the woman replied defiantly. "Never think that smell of shit pants the woman you love you're a pig. In addition, there are smells that are unpleasant, they can achieve excite men and women.

The guy started to justify himself to his friends. That had warmed to the challenge, while his wife had talked to him an erection, which had been curious and his friends began to Web-IO, because it was suspected to where the story.

The guy continues with his story. As my lovely wife was in the bathroom followed with his sexual harassment.

poh already, come to smell my shit, I said the bathroom. Also I'm naked so it could be interesting. Threatened me crazy.

"I love poh are also olorositas sweat Ummm, that rich smell, are exciting!

Suddenly naked wing enters room and shoot the shit colzones face. I was pa'entro did not know whether to laugh or get angry. He caught me by surprise. I unconsciously grabbed his pants. While she did an erotic dance move in front of the piece.

won not going to believe, looking at my wife I could not help shit his pants and started to warm up. Suddenly and without even thinking, the article went to shit my nose and began to sniff. It was a mixture of feces, urine and sweat.

To my surprise, something that any mortal would cause a mess emetic under normal circumstances, even to me, at that time I produced a reaction of pleasure that I can not explain the fever was so I left without even taking the tula of the underpants.

I did not even realize that my wife was showering. When it comes to bed I asked what happens to me and tell him to ejaculation I had with their natural odor. Her response was a laugh attack and ended up having one of the best villains of our relationship.

Now, every time you want plush, going to the laundry and look for his trousers to arouse. I screwed up moron, I like to smell your shit, I heated, drives me crazy. And in addition causes have the best sex scenes my wife ... and all thanks to a pair of breeches with truck brakes.