Old South Cornbread Mix

By: Enrikín.

The following situation happened to a friend in his college years. The locations and names have been changed to protect, in this case, the culprits.

ran the heady 90's, which had no dizzy much, but anyway. A group of University X X power anywhere in Chile met daily on the lawn of a good place to smoke bud, drink chelas liter and repairing the world.

The little group was very heterogeneous, Vero (half hippie, half and half cuica cartuchona, but nice), Jack (friend of all), the inevitable Guaton the Papito (q always greet you I said "hi daddy") The Jime (anarch, smart and rich, we all wanted him hehe), the Carla (the dumb blonde of q all gave him ha!), the Vito (piolita and friendly, years after he graduated told me that out of the closet) The Jote Ramírez (most Curao and scavenger of course), and obviously that tells the story.

had more, but I do not remember their names or nicknames. It was a normal day of college, we were idle in the grass, MATT rooms, laboratories and libraries, and annoying politicians everywhere. That day started a Web-IO giles early as 12 noon and had taken college. Sorry for the smell of tear gas, the sirens and the shots (I repeat, can be any large city in Chile).

We were away from the entrance. But take this opportunity to continue whistles and alcohol intoxicated, so he left a committee composed of Cat (wealthy), the Jime (getting rebates) and I was the one who made the cow. Always

dealer business and close to universities, so we quickly restocked with whistles, wine and chelas to be the whole afternoon lying on the grass practice hedonism, while fighting with the cops weet.

was so was one of the funniest weas my college days, too bad there were no phones or digital machines save time pa.

remember I walked away with some places Rucia ropes, but next to the group. And we were all intoxicated, unless the Jime. I always had doubts about their consumption, pa mi he did as he took and smoked, because I never saw the ball up, anyway.

I was in my chores, but was aware of what this group. Slowly he lowered the volume and the voices of the reel. So we went back to the rest of the people. Quedamo Only the cat, the vulture, the jime, the blonde and me.

also was late because I was starting to get dark. The jime said that he knew a place in the U piola for us to stay until the next day. So I went to buy some bread, more drugs and alcohol. Jojo university life.

was a laboratory that was remote and not occupied for years in the back, where engineers were geeks. We were in silent for a couple of hours until the guards left and entered the place. We jaranenado all night until we fell asleep.

Minutes before dawn I feel strange noises and awake. It was the vulture who was in an almost comatose drunk and fly trying to leave.

- won what's wrong? I'm
-cago compadre ...
- do you help out?
, if won, please ...

I lift as I could and went to a meadow with little plants that were nearby. The vulture just stood up and tried to pull his pants down while he fell as PEOs. I was looking shit with laughter, until they are down and make an awkward movement to sit down.
Then
the won dropped the average shit was a blast and then a couple of kilos they formed a mini swamp of shit on the grass. But the Weon was so cured that he sat down over your cake while I shit laughing. The

fainted won over the poop and I go to the scene to seek help from my other partners, but I find the only unpleasant surprise was the Jime. The wake up and tell him. She was also very good friend gave me grief and forced to help the moron.

Bitch, as I explain, we approached the vulture and I are the arcades. I vomited into the liver. The smell was unbearable hell. Jime While I said I was a moron I weas pa mine, which gave me a bit of strength and forced myself to act. In that short distance away and I see a hose as the vulture had passed over the shit and with his pants down, I suggest to you magueriemos jime, to which she gladly agrees ...

We made clothes, proceeded to bathe won. By now it was morning. as we could clean her clothes and dress him again. The won had a strange smell from grass, water and a little poop. We had a beer and q are the gaps in the crap part of their humanity, and all was wet. After both Webe, crazy cold awoke. We looked at his innocent baby face ...

- what wea happened ... you smell poop ... I screwed up ...? Jime

With Agut we look and laughter. She quickly replied.

"We were out and stepped on shit, you got a moron and began to wipe the Although a simple and everything is wet, all that you went for a cure.

The vulture laughed and said, fucking moron that I get to drink. And the three went back to school happy.

With jime never told anyone what happened, do not know why because the story aq was most amusing and disgusting. Weon bathe a poop covered the lawn of the university. At least we told vulture. Never heard this story so far. So vulture, onde you are, if you read this ... Greetings compadre. FIN