By: Enrikín. After all this time without writing stories and anecdotes related to the beauty of shit, I got a bug for reflection on the head and the truth is that I could not stop thinking about that Reverend shit that happened to some creative government, I mean the "quiltro bicentennial."
First of all, I inform you that I care what I think is a crack that idle people who call themselves "animal lovers." If both want to stray dogs take him home. Anyway.
The thing is that stray dogs are a serious problem in most Chilean cities, for example, in places where it rains a lot of lumps of shit stay fresh several days and when the sun rises, I charge the smell of poo in the air or who has not been a nice day to walk to one of the capital's many parks? Sure, you walk a fomingo in the afternoon, all in peace and happiness, bloomers in the grass, the old men on the benches reading the paper and the old guatona walking the poodle. You
as ahueonao by a life, notebooks PAF soon! the cake pulenta shit in one of your feet. Obviously, instinct takes you to clean the base on the lawn and still spreading shit where tomorrow is going to sit torolitos pololear other and thus form the vicious circle goes poop parks.
Another exercise. Going to a town X, Chile, walk down any alley in a population and concluded that I give you one block more than 3 landmarks quiltros, yeah yeah, those guys chasing cars and playful barking beggars, but fucking that pollute.
Now, I imagine the gringo who comes to Chile and is paired with the rich native and busty. When the foreigner has already learned something of the language, strives and wants to learn more, so buy the newspapers Pulenta and Chile, the fourth and Lun.
Can you imagine a Swiss Chilean girlfriend asking for that shit the bicentennial?
-Gringo: Vero mean "quiltrou?
-Girlfriend: Quiltro? lazy dogs are my love, those who walk in the streets.
-G: Ah! by esou be as hedioundas the streets. In Switzerland there have Perrouse in the streets.
-N: But how dogs do not come to the stadiums, do not get to the shows, do not walk dogs chasing cars? that fome.
-G: Sure, be fome Switzerland, but being a clean country and visited by tourists from around the mundou.
Do you understand where I'm going? I hope so, because if something really bothers me is the dirt of the Chilean people. Without going any further, some time ago plucked a controversy because some have said that Argentine Viña del Mar was a city stinking of shit. The authorities came forward saying Viña was nice and clean. Yes, of course, but PASA A CACA! is true, take a walk through the streets of downtown vineyard and every 50 will feel the smell of dog shit.
Now, after this reflection is not it stupid that the bicentennial quiltro? Do the authorities realize that stray dogs are a major environmental health problem? Does the common Chilean does not realize it is annoying and leaves a bad image of the country to walk packs of stray dogs in almost every city?
Quiltro "Bicentennial? My balls!
